A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband:
-Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.
-What? said the puzzled groom.
-How can that be if you’ve been married five times?"
-Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband 3 was in...
-Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.
-What? said the puzzled groom.
-How can that be if you’ve been married five times?"
-Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband 3 was in...
The lawyer and the married woman